Though my treks through the Florida Everglades has never conclusively confirmed it, I'm certain that the Fountain of Youth is actually a naturally occurring coffee spring. Artesian coffee, if you will. It's absurd to think that it might be just plain old water. Water, by itself may be refreshing. Necessary even, but not rejuvenating. Have you ever heard anyone say, "it's 3:30 and I sure could go for some water." No body says, "I'm making a run to Starbucks, anyone want me to bring back a Venti Water?" Have you ever asked for a glass of water to go with your favorite dessert?!? No.
So if you're ever the lucky soul who confirms my hypothesis by stumbling upon the Fountain of Youth, please make mine a Trenta.
I can confirm that the Everglades is full of gators. I'm also making a pot of coffee now.
ReplyDeleteAnd contemplating gator for dinner.